I’ve heard the buzz of online petitions being signed that advocate secession. Over 109,000 people signed the petition to allow Texas to secede, and I’m sure quite a few of them were Liberal Democrats. I decided to put my own petition up to see what kind of buzz I could generate. Though not as attractive as secession, but somewhat more reasonable, my petition simply asked President Obama to resign if he didn’t get unemployment down below 6% by January 1, 2015. That’s over two years from now.